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Recruitment Funk – Parody of Uptown Funk http://dougleschan.com/the-recruitment-guru/other-articles/for-recruitment-consultants/the-process-of-a-360-role-recruitment-consultantheadhunter/




A MBA student receives job offers from three amazing companies, but now the difficult part – she can only work for one! Watch what happens as each recruiter tries to woo her to their side.

Lyrics:
Hey girl, we’re pure Gold
Ignore the rumors, won’t lose your soul

Hey girl, come to P&G
You know our diapers are masterpieces

Come to Google, the center of innovation
We’re geeks that wanna rule the world!
Ain’t you worried ’bout stagflation?

I’m Google (hot damn)
Having fun while you innovate

P&G (hot damn)
Every market our products penetrate

I’m Goldman (hot damn)
Your own NPV we gonna elevate

It’s too hard (God damn)
It’s not all about the money, break it down

Work for Goldman Hallelujah!

Come to Google Hallelujah!

P&G wants you Hallelujah!

Cash, cocaine and strippers for ya

Gizmos, gadgets, free food for ya

Tampons, tampons, tampons for ya

Come on baby it’s your time to rock
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh

Stop, wait a minute
Convince me now, put some effort in it

The future is in tech

Here you go, your bonus check

Work in marketing, R&D
did I mention free tampons?

If you choose me, I’ma show you how
You can use my place in the Hamptons

I’m Google (hot damn)
Awesome cars that can drive themselves

P&G (hot damn)
Handy products on every shelf

I’m Goldman (hot damn)
Douchebag analysts all to yourself

It’s too hard (God damn)
It’s not all about the money, break it down

Work for Goldman hallelujah

Come to Google hallelujah

P&G wants you hallelujah

Goldman is the best place for you

No Google is the best place for ya

P&G is the best place for ya

Come on baby it’s your time to rock
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch

Live on single malt scotch

Play Candy Crush on your watch

We’ll take care of your crotch
Hey, hey, hey, oh

Before you decide
Let me tell ya lil’ somethin’
Deadline’s coming soon
What ya gonna do
Should decide right now
Or we will pick for you
What ya gonna do
Can I work for two?
What ya gonna do
You didn’t apply to consulting?

Come on, stop, it’s bullshit
If you’ the one just show it
If you’ so hot just own it
Don’t brag about it, just show it

All right, yeah
Let’s show her
There’s just one way she’ll know it
The only way to settle this, is a DANCEOFF!

It’s recruitment funk (x15)

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5 Comments

  1. February 11, 2017 at 7:08 pm — Reply

    Wow pure gold! Rock it Follies!!! Had so much fun watching it lol

  2. February 11, 2017 at 7:08 pm — Reply

    I know oh really

  3. February 11, 2017 at 7:08 pm — Reply

    f*** you you goddamn bitch every single day I don't give a crap every single day Cody got all over the speakers in your love for me and that's what are you okay okay Google. In the local de la Luz open coolest man eating what do you mean that the logo.. Causing this new New Moon Moon Moon no follow somebody this is nuts go swimming lesson at the fitness is not Susan home

  4. February 11, 2017 at 7:08 pm — Reply

    Great ending. lol

  5. February 11, 2017 at 7:08 pm — Reply

    I would pick google they offer free food and you get to play games and think of creative ideas all day and get paid for it

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